Was Jesus Christ really a man?
Did He ever live with a woman?
Did He ever enjoy doing things as a human?
How about masturbating as a human?
Did He ever have an orgasm?
Just as humans do have orgasm?
If He was really both a man and a God
It then means that as a man He must have snogged!
Did the bible not say He was filled with love?
Which means He must have known one or two things about love?
Wasn’t John the Divine called the beloved apostle?
Does that mean He fell in love with the beloved apostle?
And could that mean He was gay?
Because He never condemned being gay!
Maybe He never read about Sodom and Gomorra
And could also have been ignorant of Gonorrhoea
But He was dearly loved by Mary of Magdala
Even though as a virgin He never saw a vagina
But Mary of Magdala knows too much about orifice?
That is why for her salvation He died on the cross as a sacrifice
Methought Christians claimed He was betrayed by a Jew
And killed only by a few
But the Jews claimed He died of heart attack
Although the Scribes believed it was art attack.
Chukwunwikezarramu Okumephuna
June 20, 2009
Would have said blasphemy...but then, I know you are crazy
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ReplyDeleteI felt sure I posted a comment. Perhaps, not. I asked if you thought that poetry was in anyway against Christianity?
Zara, a thought-provoking and humorous poem.
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