Pastor’s Wife

She has been suspecting for a very long time

That he is up to no good whenever he is in his office

Particularly with young female parishioners

One day she arrived in the office unexpectedly

Walked past his secretary, entered his office

And caught him red-handed sitting on a table

Dressed in his presbyteral cassock and sash

With his PA’s bubbling boobs in his mouth

Greedily sucking the oversized boobs

Like a one-month old motherless baby

Spanking, smacking, sucking and swallowing

All at the same time while the PA moans excitedly

Like a bitch going through a hard time from a silly dog

Poor girl! Young enough to be his own granddaughter

And the old pastor was busy rolling his stinking tongue

Over and over the pointed nipples of those turgid boobs

Uttering endless gibberish over and over again

A shock his wife found very unbearable

And she took pictures of the action

Many of them and sent them to the press

The next day ‘The Sun’ carried it on the front page

‘Pastor caught sucking PA’s boobs’.

Chukwunwikezarramu Okumephuna

November 7, 2009.