London, United Kingdom, December 25, 2009.
The Christmas day
The day Jesus Christ was born
We never expected him to come
We were busy having a good time
Laughing, smiling and having parties
Merriment here and there and yonder
And just in the climax of that excitement
He appeared unexpectedly in the sky above London
“Who are these godforsaken people left out of my annual birthday bash”, he asked
“Oh Lord! Leave them they are illegal immigrants and failed asylum seekers”, we replied
“750,000 of them. You heartless dickheads! How can you maltreat your brethren like that?”
“You are wining and dining and having parties and they are living hopelessly underground”
“Despite my injunction that you gather all so that none should be left out of this one body”
“And you are here hypocritically celebrating my birthday. I think Christmas in actuality sucks”
“Today they shall be with me in paradise and you can continue with your enjoyment here.”
Chukwunwikezarramu Okumephuna
December 25, 2009.
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